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Psycho *itch

We all know one. Some of us even married one. For those poor unfortunates that are about to tangle with an unhinged female, these pro tips will help you spot those telltale traits before you get in over your head.

Top 5 Signs She's a Mentalist:

  • She rebuffs any effort you make at chivalry
  • She says I love you, or I hate you, way too soon
  • She wants to do everything for you
  • She throws a fit if you want to spend a night with the boys
  • She can't leave the house unless she's dressed to the nines
  • You find a kitchen knife under her pillow
  • You find said kitchen knife in the square of your back

    Wear this tee if a) you are a psycho, or b) you want to ward a nutter off. Either way, you'll be the talk of the police holding cell wearing out top-notch t-shirt.



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