Ping Pong Homecoming

We simply can't resist the opportunity to repurpose this classic on our t-shirt repository.

"There were two guys who wanted to merry the King's daughter. So the King said, "Who ever brings me the most Ping-Pong balls will get to marry my daughter. Well, a week went by and one of the men came back with three truck loads of Ping-Pong balls. Another week went by and the other guy never showed. So the King said, "Well you can marry.'' Just as they were about to get married a man with a bag showed up. The King realized that it was the other man. The King said, "Is that all the Ping-Pong balls you got?" And the man said, "PING-PONG BALLS?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG'S BALLS."

There. We're sorry, folks. Buy the tee and tell the gag to your friends over and over again!